Cheating Husband Asks for Divorce in a Letter – Reads His Wife’s Reply And Regrets It All

There are some stories just go straight to your heart. A funny anecdote is always welcome in a world that can in turn seem grim, serious or bring.

You may have read this before, but you can laugh again and if you have not read this before it should give you a chuckle.

This story is consisting of all the ingredients of an entertaining story; they are drama, revenge and an unexpected ending.

This story begins with a letter from a husband asking his wife for a divorce. But see what his wife replies for the letter.

Dear wife,

Here, I am writing this letter to tell you that I am leaving you forever. We have spent seven years of marriage and the truth is that I have been a good husband to you and I haven’t got anything from you for that.

It was really hard for me to spend these last couple weeks. I got to know the final straw; your boss told me that you left your job just today and that.

Last week, I had cooked your favorite dish, I had a brand new haircut and I had a new pair of silk boxers. But, when you came home after work, you didn’t even notice any of these.

You just ate for a couple of minutes; you watched all of your soaps and went straight to bed. I think that you don’t want to be intimate with me, and you don’t show your love in any way.

And the truth is you don’t love me anymore, you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife or you are cheating on me, whatever the case, at last I have to say it is over and I’m leaving.

Your Ex-husband

P.S. Please, do not try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Wish you the best and I hope you have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Believe me or not I have to say that getting your letter really made my day. Yes, it is true that we have been married for seven years.  But, a good husband is not like you.

This doesn’t seem to work so, I watch TV shows as the soaps drown out your nonstop griping and whining.

I noticed your brand new haircut but, I was raised not to say anything in case I cannot say something nice as the first thing that I thought was that you look like a girl. So, I decided not to speak about it or comment your haircut.

When you made my favorite dish, you’ve forgotten that I stopped consuming pork seven years ago and you have made my sister’s favorite dish.

When it comes to your new silk boxers, I didn’t comment since you still had the $49.99 price tag on them and I hoped that it was a coincidence that my lovely sister had borrowed $50 from me the same day.

Even with this all, I still cared about you and loved you, and I believed that we might make this work. Suddenly, I got lotto for 10 million dollars, and I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But, you were already gone when I got home. I guess there is a reason for everything. I genuinely hope that you will have the life you always desired. As my lawyer said, the letter you sent me ensures that you won’t get a dime from what I got now. Only I have to say it to take care.

Signed,

Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Hell & Free!

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